Robotnic

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(EU) Aszune

Mechagnome Subtlety Rogue Level 70

You know what? Let me tell you something, folks. When it comes to stealth, nobody does it better than me. Believe me, I've got the best stealth. People come up to me all the time and say, "Robotnic, how do you do it? How do you manage to be so stealthy?" And I just smile and say, "It's natural talent, folks. Natural talent."

And let me tell you, when it comes to damage, nobody does more damage than me. I'm like a wrecking ball, a hurricane, and a tidal wave all rolled into one. I do damage like nobody else. People are amazed by the amount of damage I can do. They say, "Robotnic, how do you do it? How do you blast so hard?" And I say, "It's all about being a winner, folks. Winners blast. That's what we do."

Now, dying? That's something I don't do. Not even once. I've got the best health, the strongest immune system you've ever seen. I'm like Superman, but even better. People ask me, "Robotnic, how do you stay so alive? How do you avoid dying?" And I just say, "It's all about good genes, folks. Good genes and a tremendous amount of winning. That's the secret to never dying."

So, there you have it, folks. I can do stealth, I do the most damage, and I never die. It's just one of the many incredible things about me. I'm the best at everything, and nobody can dispute that. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. Nobody knows more than me.