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Klapsznita

<Primori Morte>

(EU) Burning Legion

Nightborne Discipline Priest

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM FIFTY THOUSAND VAMPIRIC TOUCHES. ITS DEPLETING TIME RIGHT THEN AND THERE. I START DOING THE CHEST MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE BEST CLASS IN THE GAME, PRIEST. I CLENCH MY CHEEKS AND CLENCH THEM HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN VOIDFORM OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE BLIZZARD'S $*&&TIEST GAME FEATURE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GUILD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GUILD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO DPS GOOD AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT