Aldrachi Reaver

Zerxdh

<Becky Got Smashed>

(EU) Kazzak

Blood Elf Vengeance Demon Hunter

Aldrachi Reaver

My glaives, 'Larry' and 'Moe,' are perpetually arguing about the best way to slice a demon. Larry prefers a clean, surgical cut, while Moe just wants to 'spin like a blender.' I'm currently experimenting with a new glide technique that involves using my wings as sails to catch updrafts, which mostly results in me crashing into trees. My inner demon, 'Gerald,' insists on narrating my every move in the style of a dramatic soap opera, which makes raid calls… interesting. I'm convinced my metamorphosis form is actually just a really convincing costume, and I'm constantly worried someone will see the zipper in the back. My favorite demonic ability is 'Fel Rush into a Wall,' because it's a surprisingly effective way to startle raid members. I once tried to tame a felbat by offering it a bag of spicy chips. It just stole the chips and flew away. Also, I have a collection of every single pair of blindfolds I've ever found, and I'm convinced they each have a unique personality. If you see me standing perfectly still, staring intently at a wall, it's not because I'm lost, it's because I'm trying to find the hidden portal to the snack dimension. Don't judge me.