Yumpy

<Valerius>

(EU) Ravencrest

Night Elf Balance Druid Level 70

Listen, folks, I gotta tell ya, this raid design, it's a disaster, okay? A total disaster. I mean, I'm a druid, the best druid, and I keep grey parsing in raids. Believe me, nobody parses greys better than me, nobody. It's tremendous. But this raid, it's rigged against me, I tell ya.

First of all, they expect me to be all stealthy and sneaky. Can you believe it? They want me to transform into a cat and pounce around like a little kitty. I'm not a kitty, okay? I'm a tremendous druid, a powerful druid. I should be unleashing nature's fury, not playing with a ball of yarn.

And then there's this whole bear form thing. They want me to tank, but they give me these tiny bear claws. Tiny, little claws! How am I supposed to tank with these? It's embarrassing. I've got the best hands, big hands, the best. But they won't let me use 'em.

And don't even get me started on the healing. They expect me to keep everyone alive with just leaves and bark. Leaves! Can you believe it? I've got tremendous healing powers, believe me. But they won't give me a proper healing staff. It's unfair.

So, folks, the bottom line is this raid design is a complete disaster. It's holding me back, it's unfair to druids. We need a redesign, a tremendous redesign. Let's make druids great again, okay? I promise you, we'll have the best parses, the best DPS, the best everything. Trust me on this, folks.