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Garfbrooks

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Garfbrooks started out life in the deep south learning to play guitar and eat lasagna. In his teen years he met his best friend Otie, though Otie is absolutely bat%**@ ...

Garfbrooks music career took off with his hit country single "The Lasagna Rolls" and he followed it up with other bangers like "If Lasagna's Never Done", "Lasagna Outside the Fire", "That Monday", and "She's Every Lasagna".

After touring across the globe for many years, only taking Mondays off (because let's be real, who likes Mondays?) Garfbrooks settled into a steady gig performing his hits in Las Vegas at several hotels, being paid in all you can eat lasagna.

Also, $&@% you Otie.