Trickster

Business

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(US) Mal'Ganis

Undead Assassination Rogue

Trickster

Guild, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we usually raid. Monday night is my night to cook feasts. Tuesday night we go and visit heroic content, but Wednesday night we make sweet, weekly love. It's when everything is just right. There's no other good content. You haven't had your after-work social M+ group so you're not too tired. Oh boy...it's all on. You lean in and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed, I've been logged on since morning." I know what you're trying to say guild. You're trying to say, "Oh, yeah. It's business time. It's business time."

It's business. It's business time. I know what you're trying to say you're trying to say it's time for business it's business time. Ooh!

It's business. It's business time.

Now we're wiping on farm content. That's all part of the foreplay. I love foreplay...

We take a 10 min break inbetween. That isn't part of the foreplay process but it is still very important. Next thing you know we're on progression. You're wearing that rusty old heroic tier ring you got several weeks ago. Mmm, you know the one, baby...with the missing enchant on it. Oww!

I begin my opening rotation, very clumsily, tripping sensuously over raid mechanics. Now my gear is yellow, except for my boots, and you know when we're down to just my boots what time it is?

It's business. It's business time. Oh. Ooh, makin' love. Makin' love for... Makin' love for two... Makin' love for two...minutes a wipe. When it's with me, guild, you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense. You say something like, "Wasn't cloak up?" I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, such Business!" Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I'm not surprised. But it's 9:30, and that's our last pull.

It's business. It's business time. Business hours are over, baby.