Again

(EU) Argent Dawn

DO YOU WANT TO RAID ON WEEKENDS WHILE PROGRESSING? okay good, consider <Again>

1. Led by real ex-Mystic raiders.
2. Fun :^)
3. No keyboard clicking in the background on pain of death.
4. Chads only.
5. Very aggressive yelling.
6. Several pro Fortnite gamers in roster (58 Victory Royales and counting)
7. All members required to change socks every day.
8. Ongoing war between morning and evening showerers.
9. Hunters ready to draw blood over Raszageth bow.
10. Unstable shaman ready to /gquit at any time (update: has /gquit, waiting for him to come back) (update: guys i think it's for real this time) (update: oh my god he's back) (update: bad news.......) (update: GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT)
11. Loot distribution only high IQ havers will understand.
12. best healers eu confirmed (true) (real)
13. we broke our tank
14. DPS players so strong blizz had to nerf them with a +100% damage taken debuff.
15. Official host of the 2023 Argent Dawn skribbl.io Championship.
16. vamingo
17. Hoping to achieve sentience by the end of the raid tier.
18. Tanks so confident in their ability they don't even bind taunt.
19. Statistically significant prevalence of health pot allergies amongst roster.
20. Making solid progress on Wise Mari, might get him down by the end of the week.
21. get on terraria we're killing eye of cthulhu
22. Wise Mari progression halted while waiting for nerfs, we'll get him next time
23. moon lord's dead, guys. what do we do now
24. Official guild meet up at Warwick Castle friday 23/06/23 17:30 Gwen Stefani will be there so behave (update: we stood her up. next year we're getting kylie minogue)
25. jester's outfit is mandatory at all future raids. we aim to present an accurate visual representation of our roster at all times
26. tanks achieved 100% masochist on bdsmtest.com
27. we're branching out into competitive chess
28. unionising against our inhumane despot of a GM because he wont let me play fart noises in voice
29. our drunk driver hasn't even killed anyone yet
30. "snniiiffff SNIFFFFFFFF why can i smell my own socks"
31. wait you guys are actually mentally unstable? i thought that was a joke
32. "i thought i was going to throw a pizza box across my room based upon the geometry that i was interacting with it"
33. we ZOMBOID gamer now (update: our server's expired.......)
34. fast frying pan
35. "sorry i'm late i filled my glass too full of water and gfuel and i had to walk back really slowly so i didnt spill it"
36. "no really the geometry of how i was placed in relation to the pizza box meant that it would have gone flying"
37. "are you finishing your burger" "[extremely muffled] no"
38. brains required to be spit-shined and polished smooth on a weekly basis
39. new raid affix for 10.1: at indeterminate intervals, a serbian spawns and attempts to wipe the raid. you must stop him at all costs.
40. "does anyone know a good psychologist"
41. i've been told not to acknowledge that it must've been the far side, but it really must've been the far side.
42. rashok trinket incident 5 dead 12 injured
43. "i am &%*@ing telling you guys. the pizza box would've gone flying"
44. "it was under pressure from me being against it and if i had moved it wouldve gone flying. stop laughing its not funny it wouldve destroyed $&. its tragic"
45. get on battlebit we're going wakistan
46. as featured on taliesin & evitel's stream
47. "it's the future." "genshin?" "gaming while you poop"
48. you are all buttflies
49. "you know how it's AM and PM for time?" "ante meridiem and post meridiem?" "yeah, it stands for 'after morning' and 'pizza time'"
50. "why isn't this *%$&er MOVING" "..." "oh i stunned him"
51. we had a perfect deathless run on the megadungeon and then SOMEONE said "hey what happens if i jump off" and you'll never guess what.
52. "why do we have more officers than GMs"
53. "oh nice i'm top of the meters!" "that's the death counter"
54. regular snupdates in the guild discord to keep u posted on how our guild mascot (a snail) is doing
55. i dont come to raid to kill bosses, i come to raid to be judged on how often i poop
56. baldur s gate
57. "maybe i would like to be a viking" [5 seconds later] "no, i get seasick."
58. "what's with these doors i cant walk through???" "those are windows"
59. "i love nightcore and peeing"
60. does anyone read these
61. I can't tank missig 5% versa
62. ah heem heem whimper
63. "stop trying to snort potato out of your nose"
64. "i'm going to pee" "oh what a coincidence, i need a drink"
65. "it wasn't STUPID. the pizza box-- it wouldn't have gone literally flying, but it would've flung a bit. and the crust-- the little. what are they called? the tiny pieces. the crumbs. they would've gotten on the ground. it would've been horrible."
66. tank had a three hour mental breakdown and gquit. it was really funny.
67. we oneshot fyrakk hc in seventeen pulls
68. "these are mail feet, but they're actually pretty feminine-looking, honestly."
69. internationally recognised court of law (with specialisation in lego fortnite homicide cases)
70. ZOMBOID......... TWO!!!!!!
71. "at least my throat can handle it" - our glorious warrior officer
72. "i put my pizza box on top of my laptop and it almost exploded"
73. Several pro Plunderstorm gamers in roster (21 Victory Royales and counting)
74. fyrakk cutting edge havers
75. "i don't have multishot!" "you don't need multishot for this boss" "yeah, but i've been sitting here pressing it for the last 10 seconds"
76. "what the hell? what happened to my assist?" "i told you, no more gazpacho facts"
77. Gazpacho (Spanish: [ɡaθˈpatʃo]) or gaspacho (Portuguese: [ɡɐʃˈpaʃu]), also called Andalusian gazpacho, is a cold soup and drink made of raw, blended vegetables. It originated in the southern regions of the Iberian Peninsula and spread into other areas. Gazpacho is widely eaten in Spain and Portugal, particularly during hot summers, since it is refreshing and cool.
78. "stop rolling on my fishing hat, you're not getting it"
79. "he's walking around with his posse out"
80. scratching_my_nuts_rn.gif
81. previous gm stepped down so he could spend more time building his legos. he's still around, unfortunately. but the new one's alright and only wishes death upon us sometimes!
82. elvis songs played in voice chat on request (price: 50k gold)
83. my fellow raiders keep driving into oncoming traffic
84. "extremely loudly blowing nose all the ladies in the guild go crazy for me"
85. all new recruits required to take two paracetamol before attending raid
86. "bro plays with legos all day" "no i don't. i spend my day directing assets worth billions. and then i come home and play with my legos"
87. operation fluffgate
88. our shaman gquit again because i was talking too much. but it's probably okay because from the sounds of it, the alternative was straight-up murdering me. he's back now, though. we are to be married in spring.
89. "i'm a shadow priest, i can't do damage below a +14"
90. our GM made a pizza in the microwave and almost threw up during raid. he really wanted you all to know that. he's been harassing me to put this on here
91. personally i didn't even know they made microwaveable pizzas

We're a fairly casual while sort of hardcore guild focused on having a good time playing game. The guild is comprised of multiple cutting edge raiders who really just enjoy/hate playing with each other. There are M+ groups happening most days and even though I think our community is friendly and welcoming to new people, I don't suggest you apply if you can't handle jokes.

• "This guild has completely ruined every other guild for me, they're all so boring now."
• "How do you guys even have the energy for all this banter?"
• "the dark souls of raiding guilds"