Swuade

(EU) Silvermoon

Are you an exceptional raider? Do you eat, sleep, and breathe World of Warcraft? Have you ever dreamed of directing a choir of chaos with a melody of misfits? Do you find humor in the face of a virtual apocalypse? If your answer is a resounding, "FOR THE ALLIANCE!" (or even a humble, "For the Horde"), you just might be the one we're looking for.

"Swuade," an unconventional mythic guild of nocturnal night elves, diehard dwarves, occasional orcs, and gnarly gnomes, is in dire need of a Chad Gamers to grow upon the team of Amigos that will guide you to your loot hoards and your achievemnet points.

So, if you believe that the floor is lava (because it usually is), love a good damage meter, and think friendship is the second-best loot (right after that sweet, sweet epic), then come and set the world (of Warcraft) on fire with us!

Can you make our enemy's health bars disappear faster than our tank's ability to hold aggro? Do you possess a slightly concerning obsession with BIG CRIT NUMBERS? Can you carry on a full debate about pineapple on pizza WHILE setting the DPS meters on fire? Then we want YOU!

Can you maintain your composure when the party health bars drop faster than our rogue's stealth ability in a boss fight? Is your reaction speed faster than our tank's decision-making? Can you find humor in a frantic raid warning of "Heal me!" while you're literally casting a heal? Then, by the Light, we need YOU.

So, if you've got a penchant for panic healing, a love for lively guild banter, and the courage to venture into a raid with us, apply now!

• Survive the occasional Leroy Jenkins moment without rage quitting.
• Lead a group of well-intentioned WoW addicts who sometimes forget that fire is not a cosmetic and standing in it is a bad idea.
• Have the patience of a saint when the tank decides to go off on a sightseeing tour in the middle of a boss fight.
• Be fluent in both English and Nerd.
• Bring snacks. Not necessarily for the raid, but mostly because we get hungry.

• A band of brothers, sisters, and everything in between who've got your back, whether you're battling the Lich King or just forgot where you parked your griffon.
• Random dance parties in Stormwind City.
• Epic debates about whether pizza is an acceptable substitute for raid food.
• Guaranteed laughs, usually at the expense of our rogue who still can't remember where his stealth button is.
• A lifetime supply of goblin-engineered items. Disclaimer: we're not responsible for any explosions, fires, or random transformations into poultry.

So, if you have a knack for taming the wild, sometimes hilarious beast that is a World of Warcraft mythic raid, and you enjoy a good laugh as much as a good loot, then hit us up. Send a raven, whisper in the wind, or simply hit apply on our guild website - but be warned, your sanity may be at risk.

• Active M+ Community.
• Heroic clear guaranteed (Within the first 3 weeks, usually 2 because they are all easy).
• Super chill Mythic prog (If you play and get gear prob CE).

Swuade is an equal opportunity guild. We welcome all classes, races, specs and players (no murlocs were harmed in the writing of this post).

Currently doing M+ and chill content while we wait for 10.2.!