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About Slappythighs
This may sound like I'm fucking with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially I don't get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh. So I need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.
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Gear
Equipped Item Level
488.562 Item Level
4 Set Pieces (T31)
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Raid Progression
Raid Progression
Awakened Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope | Progress |
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Normal | 6/9 N |
Mythic+ Progression
Mythic+ Progression
1,331.7
DPS
Mythic+ Score
5
5+ Keystone
Timed Runs
5
2+ Keystone
Timed Runs
79
0+ Keystone
Timed Runs
Dungeon (Score: 1,331.7) | Fortified | Tyrannical | Rating | Best Time | Best Affixes | World | Region |
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![]() | 7 | 210.6 | 35:37 | ![]() ![]() | 618,608 | 165,584 | |
![]() | 6 | 205.1 | 21:54 | ![]() ![]() | 600,059 | 168,961 | |
![]() | 5 | 194.7 | 21:31 | ![]() ![]() | 777,060 | 223,887 | |
![]() | 5 | 192.9 | 23:38 | ![]() ![]() | 689,528 | 200,618 | |
![]() | 5 | 188.3 | 36:07 | ![]() ![]() | 1,080,302 | 298,237 | |
![]() | 5 | 176.1 | 38:38 | ![]() ![]() | 1,103,098 | 322,155 | |
![]() | 4 | 164.3 | 26:20 | ![]() | 875,247 | 266,722 | |
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Dungeon (Score: 1,331.7) | Fortified | Tyrannical | Rating | Best Time | Best Affixes | World | Region |
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![]() | 7 | 210.6 | 35:37 | ![]() ![]() | 618,608 | 165,584 | |
![]() | 6 | 205.1 | 21:54 | ![]() ![]() | 600,059 | 168,961 | |
![]() | 5 | 194.7 | 21:31 | ![]() ![]() | 777,060 | 223,887 | |
![]() | 5 | 192.9 | 23:38 | ![]() ![]() | 689,528 | 200,618 | |
![]() | 5 | 188.3 | 36:07 | ![]() ![]() | 1,080,302 | 298,237 | |
![]() | 5 | 176.1 | 38:38 | ![]() ![]() | 1,103,098 | 322,155 | |
![]() | 4 | 164.3 | 26:20 | ![]() | 875,247 | 266,722 | |
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RealmID: 369
CharacterID: 72440384