Looking for the hottest, rotund @$$ around
I am the tank you're looking for.
Hello ladies!
I'm an arrogant kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than blasting with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my abrasive personality, closely followed by my smashing gavel. You may find yourself awed by the caliber of my gavel and DRW. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.
I work as a tank, helping peasants. This allows me to exercise my skills: jerkin off and being Russian. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Pikacali getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on outdoors!
My life goals include:
- Star in the next Lord of the Rings film.
- get jiggy with you
- Become the best tank I can be
- Help all the peasants in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be a holy priest and pi-giving. You won't be afraid to pi the tank and will have a healthy respect for gavel damage.
My ideal date would involve giga blasting in a hotel room in Russia with a Russian woman by my side. While we're there, I lick your rotund $$% and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.
I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygiene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.
All’s well that ends better.
Light my fire, babe
Nightforge
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Loadout
Raid Progression
Raid Progression
Nerub-ar Palace | Progress | Boss Kills |
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Normal | 5/8 N | 5 |
Mythic+ Progression
Mythic+ Progression
Dungeon (Score: 1,546.7) | Level | Score | Time | Affixes | All Regions | Region |
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Siege of Boralus | 10 | 304.5 | 34:56 | 565,067 | 177,210 | |
The Necrotic Wake | 9 | 301.1 | 27:12 | 477,891 | 149,421 | |
The Dawnbreaker | 8 | 290.2 | 23:42 | 995,952 | 324,519 | |
Ara-Kara, City of Echoes | 6 | 244.7 | 22:14 | 1,546,335 | 495,917 | |
City of Threads | 4 | 218.9 | 22:01 | 1,009,100 | 350,968 | |
The Stonevault | 3 | 187.2 | 26:38 | 1,461,435 | 509,460 | |
Grim Batol | ||||||
Mists of Tirna Scithe |
Dungeon (Score: 1,546.7) | Level | Score | Time | Affixes | All Regions | Region |
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SIEGESiege of Boralus | 10 | 304.5 | 34:56 | 565,067 | 177,210 | |
NWThe Necrotic Wake | 9 | 301.1 | 27:12 | 477,891 | 149,421 | |
DAWNThe Dawnbreaker | 8 | 290.2 | 23:42 | 995,952 | 324,519 | |
ARAKAra-Kara, City of Echoes | 6 | 244.7 | 22:14 | 1,546,335 | 495,917 | |
COTCity of Threads | 4 | 218.9 | 22:01 | 1,009,100 | 350,968 | |
SVThe Stonevault | 3 | 187.2 | 26:38 | 1,461,435 | 509,460 | |
GBGrim Batol | ||||||
MISTSMists of Tirna Scithe |