Sunfury

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<Shattered Light>

(EU) Argent Dawn

Leerenelf Feuer Magier

Sunfury

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something absolutely tremendous. We’re living in an incredible time—truly incredible—because, for the first time in history, we’ve got something that’s a game changer. You see, there’s this thing called Combustion—and when you’re a Fire Mage, it’s like a dream come true. It’s not just a spell, folks, it’s a revolution. The best thing to ever happen to mankind, believe me. You don’t need to chant long, boring incantations or wave your hands around like some people who think that makes them important. No, no. With Combustion, you set yourself on fire, and you get these incredibly powerful Pyroblasts—spicy meatballs, I call them. They’re huge. And I mean huge. You’re throwing fireballs so big they could light up entire cities—enormous power in your hands. Nothing beats it, folks.

Now, I’m going to be honest with you. When you’re outside of Combustion, it’s a little sad. It's a little sad. Instead of firing off those massive, instant spicy meatballs, you’re back to casting these slow, tedious incantations, you know, with all the exaggerated hand movements, just like a normal peasant. It’s like you’re stuck in the Dark Ages, folks. The slow casting—it’s bad. It’s so slow, it’s painful. Let me tell you something—instant casting is what wins. No one has time to stand there for ages while they slowly build up their spells. That’s not power. Combustion gives you the instant power, and that’s what we need. I’m a powerful person, I can survive through the downtime, but I’m telling you, I can’t wait for Combustion to come back—because when it does, it’s on. Trust me.

And listen, all of you out there—don’t even think about trying to take me down while I’m burning up. You see, when you’re in that Combustion zone, there’s a little something called Cauterize. It’s not a shield, folks—it’s much better. It’s like a rapid regeneration. It heals you up, and it’s not just during Combustion. Oh no, it can trigger anytime. It’s like having a built-in safety net that makes sure you’re never down for long. You take a hit? Boom, you’re back up and ready to go. It’s like having a personal doctor in your pocket, except way more powerful. People can’t touch me. I’ve got Cauterize, and that means no matter what, I come back. Every time. It’s impossible to keep me down.

So, let’s get back to it. Combustion is a huge deal. It changes the game. It gives you power like you’ve never seen before. And the best part? You’re not relying on anyone but yourself. No chants, no silly hand gestures—just pure fire and raw power. So let’s all remember, folks, when we set ourselves on fire with Combustion, we’re not just playing a game. We’re making history. Thank you, and God bless the Spicy Meatballs!