Herald of the Sun

Balarion

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(UNS) Bleeding Hollow

Blutelf Vergeltung Paladin

Herald of the Sun

My name is Balarion. I’m 10 years old. I believe in timing keys, a balanced rotation, and a rigorous weekly parsing routine. In the morning, if my wrists are a little sore, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my parse analysis. I can get a 97 now. After I remove the ice pack I use an andy cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated holy cleanser, then a holy almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating holy scrub. Then I apply a bear tartare facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing divine protective lotion. There is an idea of a Balarion. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze behind my judgement crown, and you can shake my hand and feel radiant lightbringer gauntlets gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our IOs are probably comparable, I simply am not there.