Parasite

(EU) Twisting Nether

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Currently looking for:

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-->WE WILL BE DOIN A 1 DAY HEROIC SCHEDULE AND SOME MYTHIC BOSSES AT SOME POINT<--

Raid nights: Wednesday 20.00 - 23.00 (Invites 19.45)

What we expect of you: • Always come prepared with your character optimized for the raid encounter. Well read and prepared on the bossfights. • Have fun. .

What you could expect of us: • Strong, determined and active leadership with topend experience. • Fun and social team of players. A very active discord.

If this all sounds good to you, apply here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uCLrB-YZb7R_N0MdKzRTFa5miYAmVcNRvakju9BFu2c

Honorable Achievements:

• stupidest nzoth video on the planet

• inhouse mdi with sub 2k rio players

• rank 1 mouth breathers

• inhouse lawyers

• probs most pulls on slg world (GM refused to specc black ox statue)

• people had to redo gradeschool math because they couldnt draw triangles on inerva

• rogue with probs most PF runs for phial world

• 2 successful meetups in rotterdam (noone died LOL)

• covid-19, 20, 21 and 22 survivors (One of our warriors is currently fighting it 25/10/22) Gl bro - Update: he lived

• henry PLAYING OSU MID PULL AND FORGETTING STATUE AFTER 38.590.459.084.509.343.458 PULLS

• we spent more money on jägerbombs then on the airbnb

• guild was featured in in Honolulu castle nathria video (only guild logo) (OLD GUILD LOL LMAO XD)

• one Muffincookie mod in guild

• one Muffincookie in the guild

• birthplace of the classic CringeAngy emote

• cringekiller once raided here

• a yung brit which boosted drjay and nagura in nighthold

• player mindcontrolled by lilnasx

• we do not support musicbots

• ox statue not found on slg :^)

• you can stop reading now Arigathanks

• we play Uno together (if u use reverse u have to eat a fork)

• mingu now in guild but OSRS enjoyer

• gm watched 615 anime

• we hate NOCCO

• lowest percentile logging evoker world

• best discord quotes channel in the existence of discord

• a dk with nearly 1500 pets

• we dont have Limit Max but we have Limited Max

• gm selling dungeon trinkets for 2M gold

• we like chinese food

• we are one of the guilds

• world record falling dmg on sennarth

• our sp successfully made dps bark like dogs for pi

• one half is loved

• other half is useless

Footage from one 1 hour of raiding Sennarth: https://youtu.be/X2dI4rwRXSM

Footage from our maintank, mr forgordog: https://youtu.be/bfn2XIgp7Vg

Footage from season 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8HhPYzrABo

For the blind, Apply here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uCLrB-YZb7R_N0MdKzRTFa5miYAmVcNRvakju9BFu2c

GM: Budgetaffli - Henry Bnet: Henry#2679 - Discord: aatararr

Raidlead - holding motivational speeches Officer: Arela Bnet: censored - Discord: censored

Certified Clowns, if you $*$& up, it's a Skill Issue.

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