Conduit of the Celestials

Vaharass

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(EU) Hyjal

Gnom Nebelwirker Mönch

Conduit of the Celestials

My 👈 name? 📛 Oh let 😤👍 me 🥶 tell 😳😰 you 👉 my name. Uh, I'm 💘 confused. 😕 Because 💁 uh you 👈😫 know, 🦎 like we're 🤔 supposed 👏 to believe 😱 in the ministry, right? 👌 Is a confused 😖 person 💅 get a resolution? I 👥 don't 🚫 understand. ✔️ You 👈 see, 👀 when 💕😂 you 👈 go 🤔⏩ like ☀️ that, 💫 right, 🗯️ you 👉👨 have 🈶 a cross, 📈🚫 right. 😽👌 Two 💏💏 sticks, right. 👌🌃 And that's 🎊 how I 👈 felt 😎😰😰😎 when I 👥 was in 🕒 Waterloo. Cuz ✨ when 📷 I 😊 walked in 👇🅿️ Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated 😤 me like a vampire. ⚰ They 🙋 used 📅😏 the cross 🤞 and they 👮‍♂️ went like 🤠 this by not 🙉 smiling at me. 😌 In 👇↔️ Toronto, hey 👋 hi 🤚 guys, you 🤟😀🤟😀🤟😀 know 📚 me. Steve 🌊😍 Spiros. Easy going? Those 👞🤔 who 👀 know me, 🧚‍♂️ I'm a nobody. You 👈 understand? 🤔 And you 😘 can't 🤷 kill a person with no ❌ body. So, why 🚮😢🤔 am I afraid? I'm 🏰 not 🚯 afraid. 😨😨 I'm afraid of the boogeyman, who is the Boogeyman? You 🤟 figure 💪 it out! I'm 💘 going 🏃🏿🖤 back to Waterloo where 🤷 the vampires hang 🐶 out! And I'm 😇 going 👉 to wear 👙👏 my 🥳 sunglasses 🕶 at night. 🌙 You 👉 know 🦎 why? ❓❓ Because ✅ women 👩 show 👨 their 😴 $$&@, have short skirts, and they 👥 feel 😩 violated when I look 👀 at them! 🧍‍♀️ Why? ❔ Because 🎉 I have sunglasses 🕶 on 🟢 and I'm 🤗 weird. 👽 Uh, 😱 I'm 👍 from humberside. I'm 😈 sorry if I made a fool ❌🤪 of humberside. But 🤔 all 💯👺 those people who called 🔳 me a sleepwalker, I ✊🌈 woke up. now 🕑 I'm going 🏃 back ↩️ to sleep because I'm going to be committed in 😻📥 an isolation room, 😜 because 🙆🏽 I'm going back 😹 to the ministry and allow 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🎫🎫 them 👴 to perceive me 🏾 as I 🙀 am! 🚟 A *&$& up! 😳 Goodbye! Hey Toronto the good. Look at the square! It was a @$&%hole when 🕗 I 🙋 worked here. 🙈🌟🌟✨✨ Now it looks 👁️‍🗨️ like New 🥝🥝 York Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's 😎 no 👎 bums here. Toronto doesn't 😚 have bums. But Waterloo, they're 👥 creating bums! They 🤼 created me. 💁😙 Why? ⚠️ I 😊 don't ❌ know. Maybe it's the church. ⛪ Talk to the pope, he 👨 knows everything. I 💅 had 💔 it! I'm gonna die! 😅😂 How can 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️ you die, 🎲 when you're 👈 dead. 💀 Oh 🤔🤔🤗 wait 👀 a second, I'm 🌷🎂💵 going 🏃 to be crucified, right? 🥵 I'm not ❌ going 😳 to raise 🙋🏽‍♀️ my voice, 🤬 because ♒ I'm 💰 committed to the Lord. I love you. 💪🏻